HOMODINEJAD SUCKS...
Israeli heat, habibi.
Bear with me here and follow the logic.This is the perfect weapon for some
idiotic, "courageous," suicide bomber showing off his zeal to his beloved
Homodinejad to try a technique, while remaining completely unaware of its
potential for destruction. It isn't exactly original, but it's never been tried in this
circumstance before.
So let's begin. It's almost like the crazy inventor in "Back to the Future."
First, Homodinejad is already overdosing on Israeli heat. It seems to me that it
is building to critical mass as I type.
Of course, some more enlightened schoolchildren understand quite well that
heat expands, which means that Homodinejad's already flat, wide nostrils are
expanding even more and the intense heat is already frying what is left of his
brain...but it doesn't end there.
The heat continues to spread throughout his body affecting his internal
organs.
Now just imagine that he has just finished a heaping helping of refried beans.
There is already megatonnage of explosive hot air desperately needing to be
released into the atmosphere.
Now, I, personally would not want to within 10,000 miles of a Homodinejad
fart...HOWEVER...his own hordes are already used to his foul smell, so for them,
it's a
cakewalk to get up close and personal. In fact, he enjoys the real "up close and
personal" aspect of being gripped and groped by his androgynous, potentially
martyred, boy-toys.
One sweetie-pie with his unibrow properly groomed to be more aesthetically
pleasing to the little guy; one spark from a match, a bomb demo, a cigarette,
whatever....and Boom, Zowie, Batboy. Homodinejad's molecules go spiraling off
into his eternal reward, (which I pray is at least a hideous as he.)
Yeah, it's bizarre, but we ARE talking about the most bizarre bipedal species
that has ever populated the earth, aren't we, habibi?









